We made a new shirt honoring TJ Oshie’s legendary beer-chugging-through-his-jersey party trick. We really like it and we think you may too.
We made a few new shirts to celebrating the big shiny thing. You’re really, really going to like these.
Visit our store to purchase our latest design on t-shirts, tank tops, long sleeves, hoodies, baby onesies, and mugs!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last 18 hours, you know by now that the Washington Capitals clinched their first Stanley Cup Final berth in 20 years Wednesday night against Tampa Bay. It was also Capitals’ captain Alex Ovechkin‘s first ever trip to the big dance, and he didn’t hesitate to show the world how pumped he was.
Your Washington Capitals are Eastern Conference Champions. Just let that sink in for a minute. Eastern. Conference. Champions.
For the first time in 20 years, your good boys from Washington, DC have possession of the Prince of Wales Trophy. (And no, it doesn’t look like Charles.)
Where were you when the Capitals beat Tampa Bay in Game Seven? No matter if you were at Amalie Arena, Capital One Arena, a local bar, or your couch – it will be remembered forever. Now commemorate it with a new RMNB t-shirt.
How will you remember the 2017-18 Stanley Cup Playoffs? What image will be searing into your memory when you look back on these days? Will it be Tom Wilson entreating the refs? Devante Smith-Pelly celebrating a big goal? Alex Ovechkin hugging Braden Holtby after securing a big series win?
For us, the lasting image of the playoffs is this.
Capitals play-by-play radio announcer has given us some super memorable lines throughout the years, from his iconic “Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Night,” to shouting “THE KING IS DEAD” after Joel Wards OTGWG in Game 7 against Boston in 2010.
Having dispatched the Columbus Blue Jackets in six games, the Capitals are moving on to round two, where they will, yet again, face their arch-rival Pittsburgh Penguins.
With the amount of animosity between the fanbases, we at RMNB have not one, not two, not THREE, but FOUR shirts in our shop that will tell the world how you really feel about those flightless ice chickens.
The Capitals kick off their 2017-18 postseason run on Thursday night against the Columbus Blue Jackets. If you’ve been looking to give your wardrobe an upgrade to support the Caps on their quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup, you’re in luck. We’ve got five brand new designs for you to choose from.
All of our new designs are available to purchase now via the RMNB storefront.
We’ve reached incredible heights since RMNB was first launched in 2009, but we’re most proud of the fact that we had success on our own terms. No matter your sexuality or gender, RMNB is a safe space for everyone who participates.
Until the end of February (that’s tomorrow, you calendar non-reader), you can purchase a RMNB pride shirt. We also included a Bi Pride and Transgender Pride colored versions.
Russian Machine Never Breaks is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
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