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Our bad, Pennsylvania: We’ve replaced our ‘Worst State Ever’ shirt with ‘Best State Ever’

Oh boy, did we goof. We really goofed up. Now entering Goof-Up City, population: us.

Due to a typographical error or whatever, we recently discovered that we have mistakenly been selling a shirt that says Pennsylvania is the worst state ever for the last five years.

Obviously, this is untrue. In light of this sudden discovery of our regrettable, we at RMNB formally kind of apologize. We have removed the shirt, destroyed all our inventory in a big-ass fire, and sent cease-and-desist letters to everyone who ever bought one.

Also we just put up a Best State Ever shirt.

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By Peter Hassett 12 months ago

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New shirt: FOUNTAIN SZN

The Washington Capitals made headlines in June 2018 not only for winning their first-ever Stanley Cup, but for the amount of partying that came afterward. Said partying also included a dip in a Georgetown fountain.

The Washington Nationals are now also champions, clinching their first-ever World Series title on Wednesday night. The Caps showed their joy by hinting that the Nats should take a little dip of their own.

So we’ve created a new shirt that would be perfect to wear for such an occasion.

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By Rachel Cohen 2 years ago

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Share your love of hockey this Valentine’s Day with these three new shirt designs

February is here, and for many, the thought of Valentine’s Day is now in the air. We’ve designed three new shirts for who you love most, be it a significant other, a family member, or yourself!

Start shopping now. You can also get FREE SHIPPING with your RMNB merch store order for the next two days — through February 2 — using the coupon code SHIP4U19. If you order now,your shirt will be here in time for Valentine’s Day!

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By Rachel Cohen 3 years ago

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New RMNB shirt: We play hockey like we party

We made a new shirt honoring TJ Oshie’s legendary beer-chugging-through-his-jersey party trick. We really like it and we think you may too.

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By Cara Bahniuk 3 years ago

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New Champion RMNB merchandise

We made a few new shirts to celebrating the big shiny thing. You’re really, really going to like these.

Visit our store to purchase our latest design on t-shirts, tank tops, long sleeves, hoodies, baby onesies, and mugs!

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By Cara Bahniuk 3 years ago

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New RMNB t-shirt: The Save

We made a new shirt celebrating The Save and we think you’re really going to like it.

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By Cara Bahniuk 3 years ago

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NEW SHIRT: “You’re Doing GR8, Babe”

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last 18 hours, you know by now that the Washington Capitals clinched their first Stanley Cup Final berth in 20 years Wednesday night against Tampa Bay. It was also Capitals’ captain Alex Ovechkin‘s first ever trip to the big dance, and he didn’t hesitate to show the world how pumped he was.
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By Rachel Cohen 3 years ago

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Remember this moment forever with an East Champs RMNB shirt

Your Washington Capitals are Eastern Conference Champions. Just let that sink in for a minute. Eastern. Conference. Champions.

For the first time in 20 years, your good boys from Washington, DC have possession of the Prince of Wales Trophy. (And no, it doesn’t look like Charles.)

Where were you when the Capitals beat Tampa Bay in Game Seven? No matter if you were at Amalie Arena, Capital One Arena, a local bar, or your couch – it will be remembered forever. Now commemorate it with a new RMNB t-shirt.

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By Cara Bahniuk 3 years ago

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Remember RMNB’s playoff website woes with a new t-shirt

How will you remember the 2017-18 Stanley Cup Playoffs? What image will be searing into your memory when you look back on these days? Will it be Tom Wilson entreating the refs? Devante Smith-Pelly celebrating a big goal? Alex Ovechkin hugging Braden Holtby after securing a big series win?

For us, the lasting image of the playoffs is this.

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By Cara Bahniuk 3 years ago

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New Shirt: The Demons Have Been Exorcised

Capitals play-by-play radio announcer has given us some super memorable lines throughout the years, from his iconic “Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Night,” to shouting “THE KING IS DEAD” after Joel Wards OTGWG in Game 7 against Boston in 2010.

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By Rachel Cohen 3 years ago

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