Alex Ovechkin Scores Two Goals in Second Period, Both One-Timers (GIF)
During Alex Ovechkin's ten-year career as a Capital, there have been times when Washington simply did not deserve to win, but then…
During Alex Ovechkin's ten-year career as a Capital, there have been times when Washington simply did not deserve to win, but then…
For a decade and a half, Barry Trotz WAS the Nashville Predators. He was the team's first coach, bringing hockey to Music…
Before Wednesday's game, Jason Chimera, a man with a bunch of pride and a terrible possession score, reportedly said to Pierre McGuire that he doesn't consider…
In the first half of the season, Evgeny Kuznetsov was a shadow of what he should have been. Learning to play a…
Matt Niskanen, the Caps $40.25-million man, just unleashed one of the biggest hits of his career against the Flyers. As Scott Laughton…
Alex Ovechkin delivers a bunch of hits on a nightly basis. He ranks in the NHL's top five-- along with Caps defenseman…
Photo: Winnipeg Jets Teeny tiny center Mathieu Perreault was one hell of a player when he was in Washington. Despite never getting…
For the longest time, we've been subjected to the national media telling us that Alex Ovechkin is selfish, eurotrash, and a coach…
The Caps' fourth line, who had been irritating Colorado all night, drew a big penalty late in the second period. After Tom Wilson drove…
This Caps fan is so proud of his cowbell that I decided it deserved its very own RMNB post.
Photo: Kyle Mace / Chocolate Hockey UPDATE, January 12, 10:40 AM. Schmidt has a fracture in his shoulder blade and will miss…
We're often treated to concourse footage during home games on CSN Washington. On Saturday, during the second intermission, a mom and a dad held…
Six-foot, four-inch behemoth Tom Wilson has racked up some huge hits in his two-year career. but it's been those body checks that knock over multiple…
Not-All-Star John Carlson scored a super-smart goal tonight. As the Caps skated into the Red Wings zone, Carlson joined the rush as…
Troy Brouwer scored a goal in the first minute of Saturday's game against the Red Wings, but whatever celebration there was ended…
Assistant coach Todd Reirden was tonight's Legal Seafood Bite of the Night. He cut a babyface promo on his long-time pupil, Brooks…
Alex Ovechkin is making it rain goals. He's got a five-game goal streak going. Lately, hockey's just been easy for him. Tonight's…
Just put some toilet paper on it like you cut yourself shaving. Hockey injuries are common. Cuts, scratches, lost teeth, and even…
When Alex Ovechkin scored his 20th goal of the season -- an empty-net tally in the game's final minute -- it unleashed…
Team Russia put up a valiant effort but lost to Canada 5-4 in the World Junior Championship. Silver sucks, but they got…
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