‘Breakfast !!’: The tale of @RMNB
Editor’s note: This is a special story from our friend Ben. You can follow Ben on Twitter. This story was originally written like two years ago, but it took forever to actually use the thing mentioned in the story.
This is a story of a RMNB miracle. The twitter handle for this beloved site has been @russianmachine since its inception. That is because some genius snatched the @RMNB handle back in 2007, probably with hopes of getting famous. We know this because his one and only tweet was this:

By Ben Scarbro 1 year ago