2009-2010 Washington Capitals: Rest in Peace
The Montreal Canadiens have made fools of us all, worshippers of a false idol, suckers swindled by snake oil salesmen. Jaroslav Halak…
This Will NOT Be the Lasting Image Of My Summer Vacation
The Habs have the Capitals on the ropes after 40 minutes of play. Will the best third period team in the NHL…
#beardpact Week 3: Not the End.
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out what to write here. How could I sum up the anxiety and uncertainty…
Caps – Habs Game 7 Preview: The Mix Tape
When you love something, you can either: A) Set them free. If they return, they truly loved you back. If they do…
The Capitals New Good Luck Charm?
From Japers' Rink's email apparently.
Halak’d! Habs Beat Caps 4-1. Series Goes to 7.
The Washington Capitals have forgotten how to score. Except for Eric Fehr's half-forgotten memory of a goal in the third period, the…
Drunk Habs Fans To DC: This Is Our Year.
Photo by Paul Chiasson
Comcast SportsNet’s Michael Jenkins: The RMNB Interview
As anchor and reporter for Comcast SportsNet in D.C., Michael Jenkins has brought oodles of personality to sports coverage in the area.…
The May Cover of Northern Virginia Magazine Includes Mike Green, Nicklas Backstrom and Samantha Casey
If you read our interview with Miss Virginia USA, Samantha Casey, last week, you were made aware that the beautiful blonde was…
Why Play Hockey On The Ice When We have Excel?
Statistics take a lot of grief, have you noticed? “Statistics are poisoning hockey!” “There's a hanging-chad quality to the amount of numerical…
Curses! Caps Lose 2-1 To Habs. Fail To Close Out Series At Home.
For the first 10 minutes of tonight's potentially series-ending contest, the Washington Capitals went through the motions and were subsequently dominated in…
Eric Belanger Is Chuck Norris Tough
How tough are hockey players? After taking a stick to the mush in the first period, Eric Belanger ripped his own tooth…
#beardpact Day 9: Time To Say Goodbye To The Habs
Game day has arrived once more, my fuzzy-faced friends. Four games have passed thus far. Some of us have been lectured by…
Gnarly Varly Returns. Caps Take Commanding 3-1 Series Lead.
Tonight, the Montreal Canadiens needed to respond. After being taken to the woodshed Monday night, it was time for the Habs to…
Craig Laughlin Just Autographed My TV! :D
For those of you who missed it, here's how Craig Laughlin punctuated the end of his awesome telestrating during the second intermission.…
#beardpact Day Something: Looking Increasingly Hobo-Like
Puck drop imminent, and it's time to check in with our scraggly soldiers. But first, tell me if this has happened to…
Hearsay From Practice: Shaone Morrisonn and Joe Corvo Out
[UPDATED YET AGAIN] [UPDATED BELOW] Our favorite beat reporters, Tarik El-Bashier (The Washington Post) and Corey Masisak (hired gun), are on the…