Mike Babcock resigned from the Columbus Blue Jackets without having coached a single game. And all because he looked through somebody’s phone. There are people, presumably boomers, who think it was an overreaction to essentially […]
The Washington Capitals got positively pulverized by the Pittsburgh Penguins on Tuesday night, but scoreboard don’t care. Scoreboard do it ownnnn thinggggg. Nic Dowd started off the scoring with an early shorthanded goal, so we […]
We learned something Very Important Tuesday night. Alex Ovechkin will sign your large, four-foot-tall oil paintings of himself, but for a price. And that price, I’m guessing, is an equally as large, medium-rare steak.
It is a moment that will live forever in the hearts of Capitals fans: Alex Ovechkin raising the Stanley Cup above his head for the first time, his exuberance and joy plain for everyone to […]
We first learned of Washington Capitals superfan Eric Brooks several years ago during a Colorado Avalanche game. Molding his hair follicles into the shape of an eight, Brooks became a viral sensation for his gr8 […]
Earlier today, a group of ESPN analysts predicted (with caveats!) that Philipp Grubauer would become a Vegas Golden Knight this summer. This afternoon ESPN kept the crystal ball thing going. Big brains Craig Custance, Scott Burnside, and Rob Vollman […]
Our predictions, including those of Keith, a coin, will be out later this week. For now, please put your eyeballs on the picks of ten (10) ESPN professional thinkers, all of whom think the Caps […]
On April 1, Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin played in his 1000th career NHL game (no foolin’)! The 3-1 win over the Pens clinched the Metropolitan Division for the Caps, as well as put Ovi in […]
Capital One Arena now has some beautiful and inspiring artwork on its facade. Four days after Black Lives Matter was painted on 16th Street leading up to the White House, a sports-themed mural was painted […]
Thanks to PFT Commenter, the Washington Capitals are now 100% jinxed for the Stanley Cup playoffs
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the jinx is in for Washington Capitals. Tuesday morning, internet celebrity PFT Commenter got cozy with the Stanley Cup after the trophy visited his office. He made […]