As of the morning of January 9, here are the NHL’s top five forwards by goals per hour during even strength: Player Team Goals/60 TOI John Tavares TOR 1.9 634 Ondrej Kase ANA 1.9 321 […]
I swear I’m not making this up. Groupon has a new offer. For a good price you’ll get tickets to the Caps and a t-shirt, but who cares. Just check out the promo text: Hockey […]
File photo: You, while watching this game (Photo courtesy of You) Without Holtby but not without hope, the Washington Capitals played desperate hockey on a thrilling Friday night duel with the New York Islanders. Down […]
I’m not trying to make this series coincide with jersey numbers, but when the Rangers call upon you ya gotta step up. Troy Brouwer had an excellent 2012-13 season. He improved his 2011-12 goal total […]
Photo: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals knew they needed points badly going into the Olympic break, and this game against the Winnipeg Jets seemed like a prime opportunity to get them. One problem: they didn’t […]
“Kanooblian” illustration by Mark Burrier Mike Knuble scored 65 goals in three seasons for the Washington Capitals. For a big chunk of that time, Knuble was an integral part of DC’s dynamic top line with […]
Photo: @tbrouwer20 The struggles of Troy Brouwer have been a long-running subplot in our weekly stat snapshot series. With just two goals and one assist at 5-on-5, Brouwer’s production has been way below what had been […]
“In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for […]
Mark Burrier is an artist (and my friend and colleague) from Frederick, Maryland. One of his many projects is a website called Rare Words, where users submit words that become the starting point for drawings. […]
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