The Washington Capitals are no longer the masters of the universe. Consequently, you as an RMNB reader no longer deserve the delight that is two straight weeks of everyone’s favorite summer series, Not Up For Debate. Instead, and as punishment for the failure, here is one full week of Not Up For Debate. Presenting the most popular series ever on RMNB, in which we will finally understand the true nature of the 2018-19 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. It’s called Not Up For Debate because everyone agrees that these are the universal consensus picks.
In today’s installment, which character from Parks & Recreation or The Office were each of the 2018-19 Caps?
The heart of the team with an indomitable spirit.
Gets limited respect but has a lovely family.
The hapless doofus going through a lot but will win you over, eventually.
Caps player most likely to call an opponent a jagweed.
Simple and pure. A right-thinking individual.
The other kind of Ron.
We love him despite and because of his LBI.
It has long been a tenet of N.U.F.D. that Lars Eller is a horse, not a tiger.
He has the best hair in Pawnee.
Chillest overall dude, plus musical.
Why do you hate Toby so much? Leave Toby alone.
Competence above all.
He fell into the pit last spring.
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.
Important role player who was gone too soon.
I forget why I picked this one tbh.
I guess Orpik could be Chris Traeger too. This feels like a cheap old joke. I don’t know if I stand by this pick. Oh well, it’s not up for debate.
I worry this job is going to kill him.
He’s beginning to feel like a prank god, prank god.
New instant fave.
He and the Caps both kinda got jamm’d on the last contract.
What do you do here.
Positive vibes forever.
There is only sex. Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I’m telling you is a universal truth?
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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