Having dispatched the Columbus Blue Jackets in six games, the Capitals are moving on to round two, where they will, yet again, face their arch-rival Pittsburgh Penguins.
With the amount of animosity between the fanbases, we at RMNB have not one, not two, not THREE, but FOUR shirts in our shop that will tell the world how you really feel about those flightless ice chickens.
The ever-popular, classic Deadguin. Gets your views out straight and to the point.
The sky is blue, the universe is run by lizard-people from Saturn, and the refs are totally biased towards the Pens. Three completely true facts.
In 2011, Ovi did a TV spot for Capital One Bank that involved him hitting a guy in a penguin costume with a slapshot. To this day, it never gets old, and we’ve immortalized that moment in shirt form.
Being home to two of the Caps’ biggest rivals, we hereby dub Pennsylvania as the Worst State Ever. (Except you, Hershey. You’re OK.)
Order your shirt(s) ASAP so you can get them in time for Round 2!
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