The holiday season is upon us, which means it’s time for the annual Capitals holiday video. In the past, we’ve gotten fantastic remakes of classic films such as A Christmas Story or Christmas card pictures with the Wizards.
This year, however, we get something wonderfully bad: Wow Capitals Tunes Vol. 2. In the words from confused pitchman Andre Burakovsky, “It’s way better than the first [album] — because we never made one.”
— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) December 17, 2017
At the end of the video, Young Dre gives us one final pitch: “Call now to stuff those stockings with the best CD in the world. Ever. Period.”
If this CD was real, the Caps would have my money in a heartbeat.
I’d also need this album too.
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