Here’s Mike Green, Mike Green’s arm tattoos, and Banana. [Reminder: Gary sucks forever.] (Photo: @cparrie)
Saturday night, former Capital and Winter Classic Hero Troy Brouwer will return to Verizon Center for the first time since being traded to the Blues for TJ Oshie. Which is why several hours earlier it was completely appropriate that two other former Caps, Eric Fehr and Mike Green, played against each other.
Green and Fehr both scored. Both players were on the ice for both goals, and both goals were ugly.
First, Mike Green scored one the power play to make the game 4-2 Pens.
Green muffed a one timer. His bouncing duff of a shot somehow went in.
It was Green’s first goal in 21 games. And it was weird because he wasn’t using one of his old blue Easton Stealths anymore and because the Red Wings tweeted something I’ve tweeted on my personal Twitter like 100 times.
GREENER!!! 🚨🚨🚨
— Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) March 26, 2016
Then, 1:36 later, Fehr scored by crashing the net on a rebound.
Yes, that’s Fehr knocking the puck over Green’s stick into the net.
That was Fehr’s first goal in 16 games. The Penguins tweeted this:
FEHR FOLLOWS UP AND SCORES! The #Pens lead 5-2 with 13:16 left in the 3rd period.
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) March 26, 2016
And somebody responded with this:
@penguins Its just not Fehr!!!! pic.twitter.com/CmF4tDOnST
— Ryan Bodnar (@BodnarRyan) March 26, 2016
And that is something I’ve tweeted on my personal Twitter like 100 times.
The Pens beat the Red Wings 7-2.
No team has more wins (9) or goals (45) in March than the #Pens. Stat infographic: https://t.co/nhsTPGKdaM pic.twitter.com/LSS8GdnMMT
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) March 26, 2016
This is still so weird.
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