Prepare yourselves. It is time.
We haven’t thrown a real party since last March–when the Oates!Caps won in San Jose. That was way too long ago. We gotta do it again.
Who: You, assuming you’re over 21 years old, also us and like 200 others
What: #RMNBPartyGr8 to watch the Capitals at the Jets
Where: RFD, 810 7th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
When: Saturday, March 21, 2015 6:00 PM until whenever
We’ll grab a bite, watch the game, drink one or two of RFD’s wide selection of adult beverages, and watch the Caps crash the Jets.
Here are five things you need to know about RMNB parties:
You can stop at Chipotle on the way!
RSVP on the Facebook invite unless you hate Facebook in which case we’re not gonna judge you or anything.
Puck drops at 7 PM, but we’ll be hanging out from 6 PM on. Please come. It’ll be sad if we’re all alone in there.
You are invited.
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