The Capitals aren’t scoring much lately. Alex Ovechkin, the mustache guy above, hasn’t scored since [checks watch] the late 80s. Actually 11/11. Tonight the Caps will be guests of the totally bad hot mess Colorado Avalanche.
Tonight should… SHOULD… herald the return of Bailamos. 9 PM on CSN. Do it.
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Swap Brown for Latta and those are your lines. That’s cause for consternation.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Burakovsky – Brouwer
Chimera – Beagle – Ward
Latta– Kuznetsov – Fehr
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
I didn’t watch Boy Meets World, but I bet some of you did. Shawn and Corey (and Topanga) will be reunited on an upcoming episode of Girl Meets World. This, I’m told, will result in teh squees.
— Good Tweet Pete 🌮 (@peterhassett) November 20, 2014
I made you a thing. Do you love it or do you love it?
If #Caps are healthy, here's my top-6;
— Alan May (@MayHockeyNBCS) November 20, 2014
I’d probably go 8-19-16 and 90-65-43/20.
On a very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy (8 PM, ABC), someone named Maggie and someone named Meredith join forces on a case, but their approach clashes with someone named Derek’s. Elsewhere, one of the patients in the veterans project is pushed too far, and someone named Callie blames herself; and a routine procedure leads to a heartbreaking diagnosis.
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