Photo: Abbie Wants the Caps to Beat The Bolts
If you recall, last September Alex Ovechkin turned 27 years old, and -- in a tradition as old as time-- our readers…
RMNB’s Predictions for the 2013 Season
Teh future. No more waiting. Hockey is here. Are you ready? Perhaps not. It's been like 252 days since the last Caps…
Russian Machine, Creative Commons, and Aaron Swartz
Effective immediately, all original content on RussianMachineNeverBreaks.com and its related sites is covered by the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike license. This means you can…
Clear Your Cache: We’ve Redesigned the Site
R.I.P. The Gray Thing 2009-2013 Happy hockey day. Peeking at RMNB today, you might notice we've made some changes. The new RMNB…
Maria Kirilenko’s “Superstar Ring” Plus an Australian Guy Who Can’t Say “Ovechkin”
Maria Kirilenko reached the fourth round of the Australian Open by beating Belgium's Yanina Wickmayer in straight sets. Speaking with Some Guy…
Filip Forsberg’s Sick Assist May Be Pass of the Year in the HockeyAllsvenskan
Photo credit: leksandsif.se Wednesday night against BIK Karlskoga (Marcus Johansson's former lockout team), Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg failed to score a…
Remember All Those New Caps Players?
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Me neither. Since the Caps last played hockey-- sometime during the Medieval Warm Period, they've lost a few…
Photos: Capitals Host Open Practice at Verizon Center
The lower bowl of Verizon Center was packed as fans came to welcome back the Caps. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Just four…
Video: Troy Brouwer Dances to Gangnam Style
Photo credit: @WashCaps Thursday night at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals held an open practice and offered free concessions to fans to…
Ted Leonsis Has Never Made a “Penny of Profit” off the Caps
Capitals owner Ted Leonsis has been the target of criticism since he was named a "hardliner" during the NHL lockout. We've observed…
Olie Kolzig: Ovechkin’s Going to be a Very Happy Hockey Player Under Oates
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Olie Kolzig is remembered as the greatest goalie in Capitals history. A staple in Washington’s net for over…
The Lockout’s Worst Casualty: Karl Alzner’s Deleted Twitter Account
Alzner, left, seen here not tweeting. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) The NHL lockout caused many casualties. Games, fans -- all lost to…
Caps Prospect Christian Djoos Scores First Point as a Professional
Photo credit: Scanpix Caps seventh-round pick and potential second-generation NHLer Christian Djoos has done it all for Brynas IF in the Swedish…
Alex Ovechkin to Carry Torch at Sochi Olympics, Drink Corn Syrup
Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy brings news that Washington's Alex Ovechkin will be a torchbearer at the Sochi 2014 Olympics. This not-all-that-surprising…
Brooks Laich on his Time in Switzerland: Flaming Helmets, Laich Buttons, and Lots of Roughing Penalties
Laich (right) gets into a tiff and loses his flaming bucket. Brooks Laich is not an NHL player. He's a hockey player.…
Video: Alex Ovechkin and Marcus Johansson’s Brutal Collision
Tuesday morning, the Washington Capitals scrimmaged the Reading Royals at Kettler Capitals Iceplex, winning in a nail biter by a score of…
Alex Ovechkin Collides With Marcus Johansson During Scrimmage, Returns and Scores Goal
Noooooo! (Photo credit: Stephen Whyno/The Washington Times) On Tuesday, the Washington Capitals scrimmaged their ECHL affiliate, the Reading Royals, at Kettler Capitals…
Olie Kolzig is Honored, “Feels Old” After Michal Neuvirth Has Him Painted on New Mask
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Over the summer, Swedish airbrush artist Dave Gunnarsson released photos of the new goalie mask he painted for…
Allow Us to Spoil the New Variation to Matt Hendricks’ Paralyzer Shootout Move
GIF by welshhockeyfan The book on Matt Hendricks' paralyzing shootout move is out. He skates up to the crease with speed, fakes…
Worth the Wait: Meeting Eric Fehr Brings Longtime Fan to Tears
Photo credit: @emilymorgann Coming into training camp, the Washington Capitals had a few question marks around their forwards. Brooks Laich was sidelined…
