Tim Thomas refuses to combine politics and hockey except when he’s using his hockey fame as a megaphone for his political views. Since his Random Capitalization rant on Facebook a few months back, he’s instituted a zero-tolerance policy for questions about politics, the President, or the White House– ending interviews as soon as the taboo topics come up.
No distractions. That’s Timmy’s rule. Nothing gets in the way of hockey from here on out. We admire that, but it’s a departure from the previous policy. After some late-night filings, our spies have unearthed photographic evidence of what Thomas did instead of meeting Obama in January. Yep, turns out he’s been rubbing elbows with right-wingers… and we ain’t talking about Nathan Horton.
…with Timmy’s BFF 43.
Huckabee’s slap bass ruined the vibe on TT’s rendition of “Wichita Lineman.”
Thomas chipped in part of his $5 mil contract to cover for Rush’s outgoing sponsors.
Nathan Horton hears a hoo.
Careful: you’re 90-460% more likely to hurt yourself when prying this from his cold, dead hands.
Flint, Michigan represent!
Two bold fresh pieces of humanity discussing current affairs.
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